The year is 2012. A social justice blogger sees a post by a white person talking about their dreadlocks. The blogger must take action. Our brave hero finds the op of said offensive post and anonymously messages them in their ask box “go kill yourself”. Suddenly, a beam shines down from heaven. The angels sing as Jesus descends from his righteous kingdom. He places his hand on the social justice blogger’s shoulder, with Gandhi and Martin Luther King Jr. close behind him. Tears stream down their faces. “Well done,” they say. Oppression is over. There are no more wars. The president of the United States is now a genderfluid homosexual African American pagan weighing 250 pounds in a wheelchair. Everyone gets along and the world is finally at peace, thanks to this brave, noble social justice blogger.