chickenmcnuggie:

beaky-peartree:

BRI!!! WHY DONT U LIKE TITTIES!!!! WHERE ELSE DO U THINK THE MILK COME FROM? HTE TITTE!!

ass is so much more important like…giant DDD titties with no ass is so imbalanced and uncomfortable but tiny AAA tits and big ass looks so much better….its the same reason why, for example, in the capital letter B, the semi-oval on top is smaller than the semi-oval on the bottom, cuz if it was the other way around itd look imbalanced and strange

BUT THATS WHERE THE POOP HAPPENS

BRI!!! WHY DONT U LIKE TITTIES!!!! WHERE ELSE DO U THINK THE MILK COME FROM? HTE TITTE!!

queerboiswag:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

i would die laughing

verycutewitch:

one time i told someone that i love all boobs and they accused me of having low standards like wtf EXCUSE ME if i can find beauty in every breast in this world

tsunamiwavesurfing:

deveninanewdress:

a group of zebras is called a dazzle.
if that doesn’t brighten your day, i don’t know what will.

how the fuck is that supposed to pay my bills?

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and the ‘denim chicken’ from it’s always sunny in philadelphia

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and the ‘denim chicken’ from it’s always sunny in philadelphia

chickenmcnuggie:

ass is so much better than titties like don’t trust titty people over ass people ever…and that’s probably the best advice you’re ever gonna hear

titties dont fart

titties dont poop

kumagawa:

u right tho..white privilege just some tumblr bullshit..def. not applicable in the real world..damn

youcamelikethewindsofmarch:

Never post selfies but I couldn’t help sharing my cute Mickey sweater :))

hatsunemikulover2003:

I had a sex dream about beaky-peartree last night

you should have one every night