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“The Self-Written Joke” (2018)

me, listening to thank u next: wow i didn’t know ari’s dad goes by she/her pronouns

centipeetle:

les-claypool:

centipeetle:

centipeetle:

Hero worship bad. Celebrity worship bad. Idol worship bad. Stranger on the internet worship bad

Soda good

Soda is probably worse for you than all of those things listed above and

Sip…sip….sup…sip…

LGBT

hauntedcephalopod:

erign:

lesbians, gays, b-bicycles…. *sweats* trains

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benepla:

I wish I was born in the future, when joss whedon is already dead

towritecomicsonherarms:

therealsongbirddiamondback:

blockmind:

luzonbleedingheart:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

lesbianprowler:

cofeycabron:

lesbianprowler:

spacebeyonce:

princeofmagick:

I feel like Miles Morales would steal the fancy, expensive art supplies, because the hipster place that sells them overcharges per marker!

uhhh. making up a headcanon that has miles be a thief is….not well thought out.

better non racist headcanon: miles stops an art store from getting robbed, and the owner thanks him by giving him a bunch of supplies .but miles is such a  sweetheart that he comes back a few days later (out of the mask) to pay for em. he got the cash by selling some of his old paintings at his school’s art show. every now and again he’ll make a new sticker and show it to the owner to get tips on how to improve

youre the racist assuming it was about race, you genius. OP never mentioned his race. you are the one in the wrong for thinking OP meant it that way. 

bruh miles is LITERALLY black and headcanoning black people as thieves is racist lmao the fuck you mean “op never mentioned his race” miles is a whole ass black boy y’all really out here with negative brain cells

“Op never mentioned his race!” Literally we all know his race. Wild how I’ve never seen any “Peter steals from the comic shop” headcanons before. Did you guys watch the movie??? What part of his character makes you think he would steal????

yall really out here headcanoning that a young black boy steals like we don’t get followed around in stores and shit lmao

I’ve worked electronics retail for ten years and every single time assets protection radioed me to ‘watch someone’ it was just a black kid browsing movies or something like anyone else. 

Fun fact, the majority of our losses ACTUALLY come from young white women stealing shit from the make-up/beauty department. 

I’m still annoyed about this post.  Like, does he think the original idea is cute?  Miles just stealing something?  Like, does he/she just imagine black kids stealing and tee hees about it?
Like what the fuck?

Bad post OP

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tonyzaret:

There are few things more amusing than seeing a ‘Meme’ depicting the minor annoyances of modern consumer culture, whether it is a misspelled name on a ‘Starbucks’ cup or, as in this #instagramskit, the absurd length of the receipts at U.S. drug store chain CVS!

hornplayingphysicist:

softlytea:

sewickedthread:

rootbeermolecule:

deadmomjokes:

jvlianbashir:

when you find an academic source that’s perfect for your paper but it’s behind a pay wall

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Deciding to cite it anyway base on the abstract, knowing your professor probably won’t go through and look up every source in works cited

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if you guys want to read academic papers but they’re behind a paywall, get the chrome extension Unpaywall. when you visit a site that requires you pay for their journal to view the article, the extension will look for other open access sites that will show you the article for free, and it’s all completely legal. all that money goes to the publisher, the writer of the paper gets none of it. https://unpaywall.org

If you can find out an author’s name, contact them. They may be willing to email it to you.For free. 

Check researchgate.net and academia.edu! Also authors’ professional websites.

Reblog to save a life

gtgcya-archive:

cis people wouldnt know a joke if it got out of a bus and started hitting them